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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4533 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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