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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 339 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2847 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
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