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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5454 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 997243 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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