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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7059 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
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