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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4647
Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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