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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4306 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 6564 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.