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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2284 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?
if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
