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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2354 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?
if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
