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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3537 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!
we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!
join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!
