join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crops Grown: 3595
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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