Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8866
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Villages Defended: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 157 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4078
    Ores Mined: 7962 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Potions Brewed: 112 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Emeralds Found: 149

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2316
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Potions Brewed: 179
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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