New Minecraft Servers

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

    But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hotdog Ban Server

    Hotdog Ban Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Death Day Party

    Death Day Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

    we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

    imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

    plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

    so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Park Playgrounds

    Pixel Park Playgrounds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

    Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

    So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • New SMP Launch Whitelist

    New SMP Launch Whitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name GreatUncle’s Server
    Events 100 player Civilization events and more
    Community Friendly and active community
    Players Over 10 players consistently daily
    Platform Java

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

    Q: What events do you host on the server?

    A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

    Q: How many players are usually online?

    A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

    Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

    A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP