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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9713 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.