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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 365 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.