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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8726 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
