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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 724 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.