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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3282 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4152 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3678 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
1. We have a secret underground gnome society that trades rare items for shiny rocks. You never know what kind of loot you’ll find down there!
2. Our server is hosted on a Debian operating system because why not? Who needs Windows when you can have penguins running your game?
3. We have a giant floating potato that rains down golden carrots every hour. It’s like a weird, delicious version of the Hunger Games.
4. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who gives out quests to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know who you’ll meet next!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!