Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
New Chunks Explored: 860118 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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