Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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