Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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