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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?
2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!
3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.
