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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6422 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).
And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.