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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 849 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1569 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!