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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5732 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?