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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4234 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 922171 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?