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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1012 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7377 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?