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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 527 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5500 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 476434 |
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉