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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉
