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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6334 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀
I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕
But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉
