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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6447 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3901 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.
oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?