Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1646 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a wacky world where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further than our server!
Join us and you’ll get to witness Uncle Meltz, the resident llama farmer, debate the meaning of life with a group of chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive swine?
So come on, join us and see if you agree with Uncle Meltz’s wild theories and embark on crazy adventures unlike anything you’ve experienced in Minecraft before!
