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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8736 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 884 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!