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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5756 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!