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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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