Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Enchantments Applied: 168 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

    Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!
    Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

    Overview:

    Requirements You are over 18 years old
    You are an active player

    What We Offer:

    Features A completely free world
    A server with 80+ mods including Create and MineColonies
    A pleasant time spent together
    Responsiveness from the server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server here

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join our server by following the link provided above to our Discord server. Once you join, our server host will provide you with the necessary information to join the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. Our rules are posted on our Discord server and in the server chat. Breaking these rules may result in consequences determined by the server host.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our Minecraft server. However, please ensure that they meet the requirements mentioned above and follow the rules of the server.

    4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    While we encourage creativity and freedom in gameplay, we do have some restrictions in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These restrictions may include limitations on griefing, cheating, and inappropriate behavior.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • This Is The Way Minecraft Server

    This Is The Way Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Emeralds Found: 2954 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mines Excavated: 1145
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Star Shards Collected: 279
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Emeralds Found: 5013

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2034
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 437
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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