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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5011 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1465 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
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