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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1574 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1554 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
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