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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4477 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1195 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3348 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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