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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1300 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 177 |
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