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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9810 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 147 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
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