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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6446 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 280751 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 817 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
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