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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1287 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
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