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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9948 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.