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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 903 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8437 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Crops Grown: | 2317 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.