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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2882 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3470 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.