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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4466 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.