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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8008 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.