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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1447 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.