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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7010 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.