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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1223 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3147 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.